The No-Minute Noodler - the Dag's Dictionary for Kids

Gappetisers - any snack you eat in the gap between getting home from school and dinner time.

Moostache - The milk moustache people get when drinking a milkshake or glass of milk.

Tamnesia - The ability to forget how sick you made yourself last time you ate a whole packet of Tim Tams in one go.

Wedgetarian - A child whose diet consists solely of potato wedges, with occasional side-serves of chips.

Twiticism - Any really bad joke made by your teacher.

A Slackademic - a kid who starts their massive school project at the last possible minute.

Neigh-sayer - any parent who refuses to buy you a horse for your birthday. Bumboozle - when you try to confuse everybody about who farted by blaming it all on the dog.

Extracted from The No-Minute Noodler - the Dag's Dictionary for Kids.

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